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nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

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joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

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shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

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callipyghost:

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All of my ancesprites as of right now!

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sporadicgenius:

commission for a friend

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moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

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lordwellingtonofficial:

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boopong:

spoopflow:

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loudimage

being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

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people adding things 2 my posts

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your posts

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ur blog

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THROUGH MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

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reallylameblog:

*breaks a bunch of uncooked spaghetti noodles In half* looks like I’m strong as fuck

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homovikings:

i love sweet thor carefully stepping around the flowers in frigga’s garden so that he doesn’t crush any

but i also love thor with lightning in his eyes and bloodstained hair gingerly picking flesh off of his armor before he resumes ravaging his enemies

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thor accepting flower crowns that giggly little girls make for him

but ripping his enemies in half as he bellows out a war cry

you feelin me

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amenparis:

gravity was such a great film

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sugar-doodles:

all i ever draw is nepeta im so sorry 

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